NEW LEADER OF THE WORLD'S NATONS BRAGS ON ITSELF

MUSKTRUMPIA (Formerly the USA)

Some are sad, not many, over the USA's demise, for USA's history was at one time believed to have been the longest existing Democracy in world history. But the fall of the USA has happened, and Monday, March 10, 2025, marks the new nation's official birth date. for which there will be swearing but no swearing-in.

A hot topic of debate among the new nation's leadership is where to build its new capital. Washington DC is out of the question (Democracy lingers) but also deleted from consideration is Moscow, which does not sound well when spoken along with Musktrumpia. Observers seem to agree that the old Gaza strip will be the choice; after all, it's new Riveria will be ideal.

Another hot topic, but not as hot, is how Musk and Trump are to be seated at Closet (formerly Cabinet) meetings. Some say one or the other should be seated at one end of the Closet table, which would be that of the head person. Others say, they should both be seated at the head's leading end of the table, signifying their joint leadership. (Since Musk really won the 2024 election for Trump, there's a strong argument for his being the only head leader, or is it "the only leader at the head"?_

Either way, there's still a little money on the table, even after all the cuts DOGE made.

Understandably the Closet secretaries did first dole out the biggest leftovers amongst themselves.

Behind the scenes, so to say and not to speak, rumors have circulated that Musk and Trump cannot decide whether they should marry, to one another they say. Everyone is concerned about whether Donald and Melania are still sleeping together, if they ever were.

As was known before all press coverage was banned on March 1, 2025, Trump and Musk do not see eye-to-eye on everything. They do appear to see the same from behind to behind.

At first, we thought long and hard about whether to make known the above information. Why? Because we assumed that most people have known for a long while that the two leaders have not always agreed.

To our good pleasure, there has not been talk of marriage between Muak am Trump for several days.; however, this could be but a prelude to their separation, which only means Woe for everyone.

The greatest concern for Musktrumpia is the fact that the Democrats are still hanging around, hoping for a rebirth. However unlikely that eventuality, it does appear that Musk and Trump are somewhat concerned about the issue, about, that is, whether the Democrats will resurge at some point.

That's it! All books are banned, you know; and also banned from any further publications, is this author.

Thank you.