Urgent!

USA in Dire Need of Winter

Olympic Team Made Up of Native

Americans

The USA has way too many immigrants performing for it in the 2026 Winter Olympics. The names speak for themselves, such as Haugjaa, Santos=Griswald and Lehman.

Clearly, we need Olympians with names like Tonto, Pronto, Sitting Bull and War Eagle.

Sitting Bull would have no problem with the figure skating and War Eagle would likely set a new world record every time he competes.

Indeed, we need to end this craziness. The Olympics demand respect for the rule of law and for unity and no loud-mouthed bragging by the winners.

Naturally, the world's most beautiful woman, Pokewhohauntsus. would be the natives' cheer leader as well as mascot. After each team member wins, she will dance with him, her or it as well as with every other team member.

Meanwhile. . .